Food, why can’t I eat you? Day after day we have this battle. My ever declining appetite and dwindling body mass are proof enough of our discordant relationship. I cook you for 80 people on the regular and a few on the daily, but still you hold no appeal to me. My will encourages me to be active and energetic thus ensuring your necessity, but still you hold no appeal to me. I’m quite tired and don’t know how to approach such a simple human function gone awry. I feel you aren’t the true source of my problem but there you are, in front of me yet untouchable. And I know this is the place I must start - with food.